P.E.T.A – The World’s most useless group.
P.E.T.A. Ah don’t we just love them. A group who wants all the fluffy bunnies to be running around free, no more horrible chicken conditions and lets not forget – total animal liberation. Sounds a bit like the Animal Liberation front if you ask me. They want all animals to be free, as ifthey are equal to humans. Well we are going to have to disagree there really. I find it hard to believe that a Pigeon is in every way allowed the rights I am. If they are, I want the one currently eating the grass outside to be arrested for trespassing, and lets not get onto the huge amounts of rape that goes on in the animal world. The female praying mantis is going to have a hell of a time getting off the “It’s just BDSM” line when they find that she has just eaten the head of her lover. Cannibalism and murder, sweet.
They basically want all animals to go back into the wild completely. No farms, or anything of the sort. Pets are strictly forbidden. That two legged dog you have – going to be fending for itself under their rule.
After I did a little research, I found that not one senior member of P.E.T.A was an animal! This shocked me, as I thought that all animals were equal to humans. Hell, I know that rats are dumb, but we hear all the time how Dolphins are very clever things (I’ve seen them jump through hoops, a talent not to be sniffed at) and yet not one around. I would have thought even a talking parrot might have been some use, then they could actually ask the animals what they want. Of course what they would probably find is that all the domesticated dogs probably didn’t want to live off grass, and would prefer to have Pedigree meat instead. That an the warmth inside a house.
Then you have the problem of the Zoo. A lot of people dislike the zoo, as these are wild animals being kept in places away from their natural habitat for our amusement. Let’s forget for a moment that these animals may have been saved from the clutches of death and that if you let them off into the wild they would probably die, and focus on the moral issue. Are these animals happy? Who knows. Hell, I would have a fantastic life I had a nice big room, food on demand and people watching me all day commenting on how big a schlong I’ve had (You’ve all done it with the donkeys, don’t lie). Of course, these so called ‘liberators’ just want to let them all out. Awesome, let them run wild in the street, let them kill loads of people. I’ll laugh hard when it’s one of their kids.
The thing that really pisses me off though, is their stance on animal testing. It is a fair bet to say that animal testing had probably contributed to 90% of advances in medicine since it was first start to being seriously used. It has hugely helped to make sure that many drugs get to the people that need them before they die. I think that all animal rights activists should sign a form saying that are not allowed to take any drug or treatment that has been developed through the use of animal testing. Let them take New Age herbs or something similar, I’m sure it’ll work just as well arsehole. Not only that, one of the key members of P.E.T.A, is a diabetic and takes Insulin, which was developed using the help of animal testing. Of course, she is too much a of a hypocrite not to take it, and prefer to lives so she can instead ‘help the animals.’ She actually said that she can’t see herself as a hypocrite.
So how do they solve these problems. Molotov Cocktails are a good solution for any activist. Let’s burn down these places. Yeah that’ll help, let’s get rid of years of research so they have to test on animals all over again! Great plan cunt stain.
According to wikipedia:
“Opponents, such as the British Union for the Abolition of Vivisection, question the necessity of it, arguing further that it is cruel, poor scientific practice, never reliably predictive of human metabolic and physiological specificities, poorly regulated, that the costs outweigh the alleged benefits, or that animals have an intrinsic right not to be used for experimentation.“
Costs outweigh the alleged benefits eh? Tell you what, you go and find someone who has survived cancer and tell them to their face, that the drugs that have been developed through applied research of cancer on mice wasn’t worth that person’s life. They’ll punch you in the face hopefully.
If you ever meet an animal rights activist. Do what is right. Throw a pound of bacon at them and kick them in the crotch.
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