Fox news – How the fuck do you watch this?

Now being from England, I’m not too sure how it really works over in America but from what I’ve seen is that certain shows have ridiculously biased reports, much like our newspapers. Only Fox news in my opinion, takes it to a new level. A totally new level.

Recently I’ve been alerted to a video on faux news (as it’s known on the great internets) that had a story of an Atheist sign being stolen from a nativity thing and then the Atheists replaced the sign citing the Ten Commandants, in particular the one about it being very naughty to steal. Sweet. A nice joke there point out their idiocy of stealing a sign because it ‘offends’ their religion but in doing so, going against the key foundations of their religion. But of course by fox, this was seen as ‘hypocritical’ as they were using something that was Christian to prove a point! Obviously the irony went over their heads…

But it’s not the only thing to go completely over their heads. In fact pretty much EVERYTHING goes over their bleeding heads. They get totally butthurt by everything. This makes them incredibly easy to target for anyone who wants to have a laugh at their expense. Usually Anonymous mind. I remember seeing their beautiful report on Anonymous and ‘the lulz’ and thinking that it was incredibly funny. Secret underground hacking webite? You mean 4chan!? 4chan is secret!? The hell are you talking about, it’s the largest English speaking imageboard on the entire internet. Then there are their hundreds of stupid reports on video game violence which are always a hoot. They always go on about cyber-bullying as well. Now what they don’t realise is that most horrible cyber-bullying is done by anonymous, and usually for a bloody good reason. The reason is usually doing something to piss them off. Pissing them off is a fucking stupid idea, and then egging them on is just stupider. Your taking on the highest caliber of trolls who usually have some idea of how to hide their actions and cause maximum impact. Part of being anonymous.

They even took a pop at Nintendo DSs becuase they could be used by pedos to message kids! Do you know how else pedos can message kiddies? They can come up to them and talk to them. Of course, they didn’t suggest cutting off people’s tounges.

But let’s go back to cyber bullying, as I’m in one of those moods. People always moan how they get cyber bullied and how horrible it is. You know what’s fantastic about computers. YOU CAN TURN THEM OFF. If you want something to go away, you can get rid of it! It’s not fucking hard. How dumb do you have to be, that if your getting upset by a chat over msn, to keep replying and keep it open. All your doing is feeding the trolls. NEVER FEED THE TROLLS. By feeding the trolls, your accomplishing nothing and worsening your situation, as you then let in more trolls.

In facthere is the great news story. Let’s go through it:

Right so first they meet ‘in secret.’ This is a blatant lie, it’s either on a *chan or over IRC. If your not stupid, you can gain access to these with total ease. Most people are dumb though.

It then goes on about how this poor little 13 year old girl was asked to strip online. Now either this is msn or some chatroom. If it’s msn, don’t allow people you don’t know to talk to you, or use the block function. Secondly, if your in a chatroom or something similar like stickam, just fucking leave. They’ll get bored eventually if you ignore them as that gives ‘no lulz.’ Seeing you upset is what they aim to do. The more attention the better. Well done, you just fed the fucking trolls.

No different than other forms of organised crime. I think some mafia bosses are turning in their graves right now. Of course it is. You think they all logged onto IRC and planned a murder? Of course they didn’t you silly turd. All they did is had a meeting in a remote location then went and killed someone. But of course, cyber bullying is exactly the same.

They then attack someone with a silly voice. And encouraged her to commit suicide OH NOES!? I’m sorry but if your dumb enough to take people that seriously online, then you have no hope for a bright future anyway. Get a grip and just delete said message and think no more about it. That’s how you don’t feed the trolls.

Apparently one girl did naughty things on camera. Right. So what this tells us is that your fucking stupid. I’m sorry but all they could have said is that they wanted her naked. And then she got naked. So whose fault is that? I’m sorry but she had all the control, there is such a thing as leaving or saying no. You haven’t been manipulated, your just a fucking idiot. How they got inside her head I don’t know but hey, they must be like super clever. Well no not really, most of them have never even touched a girl, and by their own admission I must say.

The next bit is very funny. A woman is blackmailed by anonymous with photos of her daughter. Which turn out not to be her daughter. But then once you find this out they threatened to put them on the web? They’d just do it anyway if they had the photos so you might just say screw it and go ahead. The girl shouldn’t have taken photos of herself nude in the first place. You see how this goes?

People are stupid. You don’t need education on hwo to deal with everything, all it needs is a small amount of common sense. Just learn that fi somethings annoying you or upsetting you, it’s probably your fault and if it’s on a computer just get rid of whatever it is! You silly cunts.

~ by dantheman999 on 27 December, 2008.